College Wild Stories - Drunk College Parties Foreword
Welcome to College Wild Stories, your drunk college parties headquarters. We hit that beer bong harder than the fat kid in gym class, and you know this. If your looking for some real collegewild parties then you have arrived at exactly the right place. all you need to know is the menu is <-- that way, endless college humor and entertainment is below, and over to the right are a few good drunk ass beer guzzling drinking buddies that we we met at a few wildparties. So what are you waiting for? drink * drink * drink! and don't puke on the carpet...
Posted by BOOKET KNIGHT
Tags: college thong pics, funny pics, funny
Oh man, its the last day of Spring Break and I hooked up with a hottie last night. BA is gone man, I don't know where he is, but he's gone. He got pissed I drank the last beer, and I got pissed he banged my sister so i thought we were even. Turns out the guy is beer-sensitive. Anyway, I grabbed a pic of him while he was bitching at me:
And most importantly, I like getting drunk with girls who have a tan ass, and you know this..
OK so my head is killing me, and its the last night of spring break 2007 before we drive back....i'm still drunk from last night so i think i need to smoke some weed to kill off this drunk buzz. Oh shit...Barrel_Ass just ran in front of my car LOL ...I gotta see what he is up to now
Catch ya monday
BUCKET KNIGHT
Party Review of the Day - College Fuck Fest
CollegeFuckFest.com totally rules, what more can I say. A girl from Angler Hall was in one of the episodes they filmed over at the (fraternity letters removed because they threatened to sue us) off campus house...read more
Drink you should know: Cocktails - Hard Eight recipe
Hard Eight recipe Drink recipe tags: hard eight, hard, eight, haitian dark rum, limes, peychaud® bitters, ginger beer, drink recipe, drink, recipe, alcoholic drink recipe, cocktail recipe, cocktail, mixed drink, martini A delicious recipe for Hard Eight, with Haitian dark rum, limes, Peychaud® bitters and ginger beer. Also lists similar drink recipes.
doctor terminology What doctors say, and what they're really thinking:
"This should be taken care of right away."
I'd planned a trip to Hawaii next month but this is so easy and profitable that I want to fix it before it cures itself.
"Welllllll, what have we here...?"
He has no idea and is hoping you'll give him a clue.
"Let me check your medical history."
I want to see if you've paid your last bill before spending any more time with you.
"Why don't we make another appointment later in the week."
I'm playing golf this afternoon, and this a waste of time.
--or--
I need the bucks, so I'm charging you for another office visit.
"We have some good news and some bad news."
The good news is, I'm going to buy that new BMW. The bad news is, you're going to pay for it.
"Let's see how it develops."
Maybe in a few days it will grow into something that can be cured.
"Let me schedule you for some tests."
I have a forty percent interest in the lab.
"I'd like to have my associate look at you."
He's going through a messy divorce and owes me a bundle.
"I'd like to prescribe a new drug."
I'm writing a paper and would like to use you for a guinea pig.
"If it doesn't clear up in a week, give me a call."
I don't know what it is. Maybe it will go away by itself.
"That's quite a nasty looking wound."
I think I'm going to throw up.
"This may smart a little."
Last week two patients bit off their tongues.
"Well, we're not feeling so well today, are we...?"
I'm stalling for time. Who are you and why are you here?
"This should fix you up."
The drug company slipped me some big bucks to prescribe this stuff.
"Everything seems to be normal."
Rats! I guess I can't buy that new beach condo after all.
"I'd like to run some more tests."
I can't figure out what's wrong. Maybe the kid in the lab can solve this one.
"Do you suppose all this stress could be affecting your nerves?"
You're crazier'n an outhouse rat. Now, if I can only find a shrink who'll split fees with me ...
"There is a lot of that going around."
My God, that's the third one this week. I'd better learn something about this.
"If those symptoms persist, call for an appointment."
I've never heard of anything so disgusting. Thank God I'm off next week.
College Wild Stories - Drunk College Parties Foreword
Welcome to College Wild Stories, your drunk college parties headquarters. We hit that beer bong harder than the fat kid in gym class, and you know this. If your looking for some real collegewild parties then you have arrived at exactly the right place. all you need to know is the menu is <-- that way, endless college humor and entertainment is below, and over to the right are a few good drunk ass beer guzzling drinking buddies that we we met at a few wildparties. So what are you waiting for? drink * drink * drink! and don't puke on the carpet...
Posted by BOOKET KNIGHT
Tags: college thong pics, funny pics, funny
Oh man, its the last day of Spring Break and I hooked up with a hottie last night. BA is gone man, I don't know where he is, but he's gone. He got pissed I drank the last beer, and I got pissed he banged my sister so i thought we were even. Turns out the guy is beer-sensitive. Anyway, I grabbed a pic of him while he was bitching at me:
And most importantly, I like getting drunk with girls who have a tan ass, and you know this..
OK so my head is killing me, and its the last night of spring break 2007 before we drive back....i'm still drunk from last night so i think i need to smoke some weed to kill off this drunk buzz. Oh shit...Barrel_Ass just ran in front of my car LOL ...I gotta see what he is up to now
Catch ya monday
BUCKET KNIGHT
Party Review of the Day - College Fuck Fest
CollegeFuckFest.com totally rules, what more can I say. A girl from Angler Hall was in one of the episodes they filmed over at the (fraternity letters removed because they threatened to sue us) off campus house...read more
Drink you should know: Cocktails - Hard Eight recipe
Hard Eight recipe Drink recipe tags: hard eight, hard, eight, haitian dark rum, limes, peychaud® bitters, ginger beer, drink recipe, drink, recipe, alcoholic drink recipe, cocktail recipe, cocktail, mixed drink, martini A delicious recipe for Hard Eight, with Haitian dark rum, limes, Peychaud® bitters and ginger beer. Also lists similar drink recipes.
doctor terminology What doctors say, and what they're really thinking:
"This should be taken care of right away."
I'd planned a trip to Hawaii next month but this is so easy and profitable that I want to fix it before it cures itself.
"Welllllll, what have we here...?"
He has no idea and is hoping you'll give him a clue.
"Let me check your medical history."
I want to see if you've paid your last bill before spending any more time with you.
"Why don't we make another appointment later in the week."
I'm playing golf this afternoon, and this a waste of time.
--or--
I need the bucks, so I'm charging you for another office visit.
"We have some good news and some bad news."
The good news is, I'm going to buy that new BMW. The bad news is, you're going to pay for it.
"Let's see how it develops."
Maybe in a few days it will grow into something that can be cured.
"Let me schedule you for some tests."
I have a forty percent interest in the lab.
"I'd like to have my associate look at you."
He's going through a messy divorce and owes me a bundle.
"I'd like to prescribe a new drug."
I'm writing a paper and would like to use you for a guinea pig.
"If it doesn't clear up in a week, give me a call."
I don't know what it is. Maybe it will go away by itself.
"That's quite a nasty looking wound."
I think I'm going to throw up.
"This may smart a little."
Last week two patients bit off their tongues.
"Well, we're not feeling so well today, are we...?"
I'm stalling for time. Who are you and why are you here?
"This should fix you up."
The drug company slipped me some big bucks to prescribe this stuff.
"Everything seems to be normal."
Rats! I guess I can't buy that new beach condo after all.
"I'd like to run some more tests."
I can't figure out what's wrong. Maybe the kid in the lab can solve this one.
"Do you suppose all this stress could be affecting your nerves?"
You're crazier'n an outhouse rat. Now, if I can only find a shrink who'll split fees with me ...
"There is a lot of that going around."
My God, that's the third one this week. I'd better learn something about this.
"If those symptoms persist, call for an appointment."
I've never heard of anything so disgusting. Thank God I'm off next week.
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